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Sounds like the perfect candidate to succeed that hopeless romantic Sanford.
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Sanford's lieutenant governor, Andre Bauer, likens government assistance to feeding stray animals
By Michael Sheridan
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Tuesday, January 26th 2010, 9:26 AM

After likening welfare recepients to stray animals, Andre Bauer, the embattled Republican's lieutenant governor, is hastily back-pedalling from remarks his rivals have called "immoral."

"My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals," he said during a Town Hall meeting on Thursday.

"You know why? Because they breed! You're facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don't think too much further than that."

Bauer hopes to ascend to the state's highest seat in November's election, where he would succeed the sex-scandal scarred Mark Sanford, who's affair with an Argentine mistress made him the butt of late-night talk

The 40-year-old was quickly targeted by Democratic rivals for the remarks.

"I am disgusted by these comments," said state Sen. Vincent Sheheen. "His comments were immoral and out of line."

South Carolina schools Superintendent Jim Rex labeled them "reprehensible."

No stranger to firing off intemperate remarks, Bauer has offered something of an apology.

"Do I wish I'd used a different metaphor? Of course," he said. "I didn't intend to offend anyone."

Despite his choice of words, Bauer noted he feels welfare recipients should be required to submit to drug tests and attend parent-teacher conferences if they have kids in school.

430CLK
South Carolina - where humor breeds...unintentionally.

tigger
it seems that this guy, more than any other reason, is why they never wanted to kick Sanford out.

Jon Stewart did a whole thing on this Monday I think.

This guy makes the horse-love guy look like a real peach.

MaricopaMetFan
Scrooge: And what can I do for you two gentlemen?
Collector for the Poor #1: Sir, we are collecting funds for the indigent and destitute.
Scrooge: For the what?
Collector for the Poor #2: [tipping his hat] We're collecting for the poor.
Scrooge: Oh. Aha. Well um, you realize if you give money to the poor, they won't be poor anymore, will they?
Collector for the Poor #2: Well, I...
Scrooge: And if they're not *poor* anymore, then you won't have to raise money for them anymore.
Collector for the Poor #1: Well, I suppose...
Scrooge: And if you don't have to raise money for them anymore, then you'd be out of a job. Oh please, gentlemen, don't ask me to put you out of a job. Not on Christmas Eve.
Collector for the Poor #1: Oh, we wouldn't do that, Mr. Scrooge.
Scrooge: [giving them a wreath] Well then, I suggest you give this to the poor and be gone.
[Slams door on them]

tarheel
He's also gay according to the political whispering.

tigger
He's also gay according to the political whispering.
hahahahahahahaha

sure sign even the GOP is embarrassed by him, they start their own "whispering" campaign against him.

430CLK
He's also gay according to the political whispering.

Don't be ridiculous, there are no homosexuals in South Carolina.

Lee27
Animals do not bred because you feed them. They bred because of natural instincts not because their tummies are full.

Maybe if the poor had jobs, homes to take care of and things to do, maybe they would not have all this free time for sex.

Lee27
Don't be ridiculous, there are no homosexuals in South Carolina.


No homosexuals in South Carolina's GOP

Lauren
Animals do not bred because you feed them. They bred because of natural instincts not because their tummies are full.

Maybe if the poor had jobs, homes to take care of and things to do, maybe they would not have all this free time for sex.
And maybe they could adopt some of the strays.

tarheel
Don't be ridiculous, there are no homosexuals in South Carolina.

You've obviously never been to Charleston.

430CLK
On edit, you're probably right - I did read "Midnight in the Garden of Good & Evil"

tarheel
hahahahahahahaha

sure sign even the GOP is embarrassed by him, they start their own "whispering" campaign against him.

C'mon man, Southerners are too polite to say these things openly..... :D You hear the same things about Lindsay Graham and he's fairly popular although DeMint is making big strides (politically, that is) as opposed to a wide stance.

Lee27
And maybe they could adopt some of the strays.


That would presume they possess some compassion.

Since they don't care whether or not children live or die in this country, I am surprise they are not touting strays as a food source.

tarheel
Chinese restaurants are under some suspicion in that area.

tigger
You hear the same things about Lindsay Graham and he's fairly popular.
I was under the impression that the righter-wings down there aren't happy with Graham at all (and lo and behold, the whispering started).

Lauren
Chinese restaurants are under some suspicion in that area. :eek:

tarheel
On edit, you're probably right - I did read "Midnight in the Garden of Good & Evil"

Think of your Truman Capotes or Tennessee Williamses. You've got a huge misconception of the South if you think it's all double-wides and gun racks.

tarheel
I was under the impression that the righter-wings down there aren't happy with Graham at all (and lo and behold, the whispering started).


The whispering's been around a lot longer than that. Graham recently got reelected by a substantial margin.

MaricopaMetFan
I am surprise they are not touting strays as a food source.


Scrapple

Replace-Met
He's also gay according to the political whispering.

I believe in Charleston they say it like this -"He's also gay according to the political whispering, bless his heart. But you knew that already, probably. "

bix
gotta love the southern expression "bless his heart". I believe that roughly translates into Newyork-speak as "fucking cocksucker".