Woman runs down Lord Jesus Christ

Woman runs down Lord Jesus Christ
Driver cited for failure to yield to pedestrian

Updated: Friday, 07 May 2010, 8:50 AM EDT


NORTHAMPTON, Mass. (WWLP) - Police say they checked the victim's ID. Northampton police issued a traffic citation this week to a driver whose car hit Lord Jesus Christ.

It happened Tuesday on Main Street in front of Fitzwilly's restaurant.

Northampton Police Lt. Michael Patenaude told 22News 50-year old Lord Jesus Christ of Belchertown was struck as he crossed Main Street around 3:30 p.m. on Tuesday.

Twenty-year old Brittany Cantarella of Pittsfield was cited for failure to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

Lord Jesus Christ was treated for facial injuries at Cooley Dickinson Hospital.

Lt. Patenaude said Lord Jesus Christ had a Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles identification card.

May 05, 2010 (http://livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com/2010/05/comedy-central-developing-jesus-christ-cartoon-series.html)

Comedy Central developing Jesus Christ cartoon (http://livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com/2010/05/comedy-central-developing-jesus-christ-cartoon-series.html)

Comedy Central might censor every image (http://livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com/2010/04/south-park-censorship-.html) of the Prophet Muhammad on "South Park," yet the network is developing a whole animated series around Jesus Christ.


http://reporter.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451d69069e2013480837191970c-320wi ("][/url][url="http://reporter.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451d69069e2013480837191970c-popup) As part of the network's upfront presentation to advertisers (full slate here (http://livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com/2010/05/comedy-centrals-slate-22-projects-in-the-pipe.html)), Comedy Central is set to announce "JC," a half-hour show about Christ wanting to escape the shadow of his "powerful but apathetic father" and live a regular life in New York City.

In the show, God is preoccupied with playing video games while Christ, "the ultimate fish out of water," tries to adjust to life in the big city.

"In general, comedy in purist form always makes some people uncomfortable," said Comedy Central's head of original programming Kent Alterman.

When asked if the show might draw some fire, especially coming on the heels of the network's decision to censor the Muslim faith's religious figure on "South Park," Alterman said its too early in the show's development to be concerned about such matters.

"We don't even know what the show is yet," he said.

Like all Comedy Central executives, Alterman declined to address the recent controversy over "South Park," where the network aired a heavily redacted episode after the show's creators were threatened by an extremist Islamic Web site.

"JC" is produced by Reveille ("The Office"), Henrik Basin, Brian Boyle ("American Dad"), Jonathan Sjoberg and Andreas Ohman.

She should have had one of those statues on her dashboard.

And as George Carlin said: "Why the hell do people have those statues facing the interior of the car watching them drive, when they should be LOOKING OUT THE FUCKING WINDSHIELD WATCHING THE TRAFFIC?!?"

She should have had one of those statues on her dashboard.



Would have been funny if she did (or had one of those fishy things on the trunk!)

Bumper sticker:

"HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS-----AND TELL HIM TO GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!"