http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_wrench

Why is Judge Milian nailing this kid to the wall for having six allen keys?

She said an allen key can open a lot of locks, can't it? Huh? It can drive a lot of hex-head screws, maybe, but wtf?

Is she thinking master key?

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Here's the plural version:


It's a lot harder to get them to win when using more than one Alan Key.

I missed that case; only turned it on a couple minutes ago. damn clients keep calling and distracting me.

Gotta start DVRing People's Court...

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"I’ve got to tell you, you can say a lot of things about the 2010 New York Mets, but you don’t ever say we don’t play hard. I mean, look at Angel Pagan’s uniform and Jose Reyes after a 13–inning heartbreaker last night, coming off a 2–9 road trip. We don’t give up, and we’re not going to give up… These guys don’t give up and it’s an honor to be on the team.”--RA Dickey

I must say though, Judge Milian is a cutie.

"the hottest judge on television"

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"I’ve got to tell you, you can say a lot of things about the 2010 New York Mets, but you don’t ever say we don’t play hard. I mean, look at Angel Pagan’s uniform and Jose Reyes after a 13–inning heartbreaker last night, coming off a 2–9 road trip. We don’t give up, and we’re not going to give up… These guys don’t give up and it’s an honor to be on the team.”--RA Dickey

Only 6 Allen keys? I have at least 80.

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LULZ

Maybe the Judge was afraid he would go around and arbitrarily put together Ikea bookcases.


The tools used to pick locks aren't allen keys
They look like this:

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I like to work like I drink, alone. And maybe with a monkey watching...

Great, it turns out my dentist is really a safe cracker.

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"While you wait you can read my column. It'll make minutes fly like hours." -- Addison DeWitt, All About Eve

yeah, those look like the things my Mei-Mei brings to Dental School every day.

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See you in the car!

-Milhouse

commencement speaker at my college graduation

I recently looked up the speech (at grove city, may 2000) and I found it even more repulsive than I did then.

Okay, Alice, I don't want to make you feel alienated or anything, but I honestly don't know what you're talking about here. Who is Judge Milan? What kid is this? Is this a news story?

People's Court...

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"I’ve got to tell you, you can say a lot of things about the 2010 New York Mets, but you don’t ever say we don’t play hard. I mean, look at Angel Pagan’s uniform and Jose Reyes after a 13–inning heartbreaker last night, coming off a 2–9 road trip. We don’t give up, and we’re not going to give up… These guys don’t give up and it’s an honor to be on the team.”--RA Dickey

oic