http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_wrench

Why is Judge Milian nailing this kid to the wall for having six allen keys?

She said an allen key can open a lot of locks, can't it? Huh? It can drive a lot of hex-head screws, maybe, but wtf?

Is she thinking master key?

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Here's the plural version:


It's a lot harder to get them to win when using more than one Alan Key.

I missed that case; only turned it on a couple minutes ago. damn clients keep calling and distracting me.

Gotta start DVRing People's Court...

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The biggest thanks that 8.2 million New Yorkers would have is to retain that statement, 'Come on, we're going to Shea. That would be the ultimate, as opposed to, 'We're going to Citi.'"--Bill Shea Jr.

I must say though, Judge Milian is a cutie.

"the hottest judge on television"

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The biggest thanks that 8.2 million New Yorkers would have is to retain that statement, 'Come on, we're going to Shea. That would be the ultimate, as opposed to, 'We're going to Citi.'"--Bill Shea Jr.

Only 6 Allen keys? I have at least 80.

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LULZ

Maybe the Judge was afraid he would go around and arbitrarily put together Ikea bookcases.


The tools used to pick locks aren't allen keys
They look like this:

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I like to work like I drink, alone. And maybe with a monkey watching...

Great, it turns out my dentist is really a safe cracker.

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"While you wait you can read my column. It'll make minutes fly like hours." -- Addison DeWitt, All About Eve

yeah, those look like the things my Mei-Mei brings to Dental School every day.

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See you in the car!

-Milhouse

commencement speaker at my college graduation

I recently looked up the speech (at grove city, may 2000) and I found it even more repulsive than I did then.

Okay, Alice, I don't want to make you feel alienated or anything, but I honestly don't know what you're talking about here. Who is Judge Milan? What kid is this? Is this a news story?

People's Court...

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The biggest thanks that 8.2 million New Yorkers would have is to retain that statement, 'Come on, we're going to Shea. That would be the ultimate, as opposed to, 'We're going to Citi.'"--Bill Shea Jr.

oic